Subject: Whatever you give a woman

I found this quite true:)

Quote of the day: 

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. 
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. 
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. 
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. 
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. 
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. 

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'